Wife of the Year

In one of those weird, bizarre conversations you have with your spouse that you can't even begin to explain to other people, my husband and I decided (or maybe it was just me) that I must be gunning for the "Wife of the Year" award. Since I've been off work I've definately taken over the cooking, cleaning and household chores when before it was more of an equally shared thing. After making homemade sushi, fresh guacamole, vegetable soup from scratch (with cheesy biscuits) and lomi lomi salmon all in one afternoon, I decided I must be gunning for the "Wife of the Year" Award. Then it dawned on me- I should go look that up and see what the requirements might actually be just because it'd be interesting to know.

Guess what? There really is no such thing. I mean, I found a few sites mocking Jessica Simpson's Rolling Stone cover but that's about it. So tell me, what do you think would be the requirements to qualify for "Wife of the Year"? I'm just curious what people's idea of "Wife of the Year" would be. I know what my husband wishes it would be, but I'd like to hear from you first.